"Yeah? I don't know about that," says the nearsighted bad boy impersonator, punching at Ford's nearest arm. "I wanna' hear all about your, uh-"

What do people do in college, anyway?

"-your adventures in all things nerd, all them books and sweatervest parties and shit. I bet there's even some action, come on, you can't tell me you were a boring, goody-goody two-shoes of a student all the time. I know you better than that."